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What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

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What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

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What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!

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What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

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What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea River

What is Justin Timberlake's favourite Ukrainian river?

The Crimea River.