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What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

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How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

What do you call Vladimir Putin after an ultimate fighting championship?

Vloody Putin

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How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

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Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

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What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

What is Justin Timberlake's favourite Ukrainian river?

The Crimea River.