What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

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Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

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What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

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Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

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Where do sad Ukrainians go?

Crimea River.

Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River