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What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

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Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

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What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

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Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

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Where does he visit first?

Crimea River

What is Justin Timberlake's favourite Ukrainian river?

The Crimea River.