What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

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Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

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How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

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Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river