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What did Russia say to Ukraine?

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What did Russia say to Ukraine?

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What do you call a journalist in Russia?

An ambulance.

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What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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What is Vladimir Putin's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

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What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river