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What did Russia say to Ukraine?

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Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

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Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

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What's the #1 song in Ukraine?

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Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

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