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Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!

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Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes?

Your sole is mine!

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

Briefcase Jokes More Briefcase Jokes

Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!

Why was the lawyer home early?

Briefcase