March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!

Previous Random Joke Next
Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

What do a carjacker and pervert have in common?

They're always cracking in-ya-windows!

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you get if your Kia is stolen in Finland?

No Kia

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What do you call the underwear of someone experiencing nocturnal emissions?

Dreamcatchers

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

Briefcase Jokes More Briefcase Jokes

Why was the lawyer home early?

Briefcase

Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!