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Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

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Where is the best place to buy computer software?

Washington C.D

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

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What's the problem with radioactive underpants?

Chernobyl fall out..

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

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Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

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Why should you never buy Ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.