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Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

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Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

What the?

Oh, I accidentally bought Hamburger Hinderer

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Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

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What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

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What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

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Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.