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Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

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Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

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What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

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Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

What's the problem with radioactive underpants?

Chernobyl fall out..

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Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

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Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why should you never buy Russian jeans?

Chernobyl fallout