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Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons?

Jose and Hose B.

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

Tend Jokes More Tend Jokes

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

What's the problem with leptokurtic data sets?

They tend to be mean.

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How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.