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Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons?

Hose A and Hose B

What kind of girls date firefighters?

Hose.

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

Tend Jokes More Tend Jokes

Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system?

It's just what we tend to do

What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.