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Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What is a dogs favourite flower?

Anything in your garden!

How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

It's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

Why did the pimp's garden dry up and die?

Because all of his hose had kinks.

What do you call two Mexican firefighters?

Hose A and Hose B.

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

How long is a China-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a China man.

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

Tend Jokes More Tend Jokes

What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!