What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

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Artificial intelligence.

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Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

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What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies?

Barium

Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!