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What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

Why can't you trust girls?

Because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

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How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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What do you do with dead chemists?

Barium

What do you do with dead atoms?

Barium