Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon Snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon Snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon Snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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