She answered "About an inch".
Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!
Everyone can roast beef
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When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
Babe, it's a valve!
Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man
To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.
100$ bill
