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Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

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Whats in his backpack?

Parachute

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr.Dre

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How, would you answer this question?

No. -How

What's black?

Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.

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How did you travel such a distance so fast?

I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

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What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!