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What do you call a lump of cats?

A meowtain

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What do you call a pile of cats?

A Meowtain.

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Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

Lump Jokes More Lump Jokes

What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

Kitten Jokes More Kitten Jokes

Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.

How do you add up a mountain?

You summit.