What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?

Mossack Fonseca.

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Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro?

Infidel Castro

Soccer Player Jokes More Soccer Player Jokes

Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi