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What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?

Mossack Fonseca.

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What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more English you get.

What do terrorists say to their sister?

H'Isis

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What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans