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What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?

Mossack Fonseca.

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How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't Czech his papers.

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

So they can reuse the phone after the explosion

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What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans