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What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?

Mossack Fonseca.

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Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Where do terrorists go when they're on the run?

Apparently, they go everywhere.

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

Soccer Player Jokes More Soccer Player Jokes

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!