A pack o'derms
Annette!
Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
The tusk fairy!
Because the elephant isn't chicken!
So he could hide in the cherry tree.
Dumbo!
By 'elephone!
Because they've no pockets to put things in!
From jumpin' outta palm trees, duh
Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou
Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.
THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!
Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.
Take all the matches out first!
Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
El' if I know.
Helefino.
A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.
Pack your trunk and clear out!
Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)
Anything you want as he can't hear you!
A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!
A jumbo jet!
So they won't step on the fish.
They always want to play leap-frog with him.
Really bad.
It's ele-mentary my dear Sherlock!
Because they had too much junk in the trunk.
Look out for the mice!
Five after one.
Look for his footprints in the ice cream.
Hell if I know
You look elephantastic!
You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!
A pachydermatologist.
Raining elephants!
They're both grey except for the plum.
Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!
Elephanta Claus!
They are always packing their trunk!
Because they have a lot of grey matter!
Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!
Big holes all over Australia!
Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.
Have you ever tried to peel an elephant
Because of all the cheetahs!
He forgot to pack his trunk.
Very big worm holes in your garden!
Because they can't get the wrapper off.
Plenty of room!
Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.
Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.
When your nose touches the ceiling!
He has a big E on his pajamas.
Because they can't remember long stories!
Cold ones!
An elephant with spare parts!el
Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.
Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose
I love you a ton!
Aardvarks don't have trunks!
A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.
Rhino horn
Because they kept dropping their trunks....
Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...
Ell if I know
So you can tell them from flamingos!
One rarely bites and the other barely writes!
Trunkquilizers!
A gooseberry is green!
To stop getting wet!
Irrelephant
Elephant
Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!
A tusky!
Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum.
The elephant remembers.
A giant!
It breaks the trunk.
Swimming trunks
An elephant!
Because they're scared of the mouse.
Time to get a new fence...
So he could hide in the cherry tree!
When it's too heavy to lift.
Helephino.
Tusk Tusk I am so sorry
Run around until you get pooped out
The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!
They both have their trunks in the front.
A jumbo yeti.
They both can't ride bicycles.
It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.
Their trunks.
An elephant with an umbrella!
They always want to play leap frog with him
An elephant with diarrhea
An elephant disguised as a banana!
A marriage certificate.
Thank you for your patients.
Where on Earth have you been?!
A sloped lake.
At the stock market
Kidneys!
5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.
An investigator.
Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.
Baby elephants.
With a fork lift truck!
A pool table.
Tickle its balls.
Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.
Quack cocaine
He stopped believing in stereotypes.
