Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!
A tusky!
Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum.
The elephant remembers.
2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.
A giant!
It breaks the trunk.
Swimming trunks
An elephant!
Because they're scared of the mouse.
Time to get a new fence...
So he could hide in the cherry tree!
A poodle split in half.
When it's too heavy to lift.
Helephino.
Tusk Tusk I am so sorry
I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!
Run around until you get pooped out
The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!
They both have their trunks in the front.
A jumbo yeti.
They both can't ride bicycles.
It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.
Their trunks.
An elephant with an umbrella!
They always want to play leap frog with him
First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get
The elephants are using them as tampons
An elephant with diarrhea
An elephant disguised as a banana!
A marriage certificate.
They are both gray except for the giraffe.
An elephant in a washing machine!
Because the chicken was having a day off!
Time to get a new car.
All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant
A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.
You get very lumpy ice cream!
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!
An elephant with diarrhea...
A bold and innovative departure from the hackneyed stereotypes that all too often dominate the joke-telling industry.
They both have wings, except for the elephant.
Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!
An elephant at the North Pole!
E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it!"
Because it's out of the high rent district.
So they can hide in strawberry patches.
Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.
Elephantgiraffesin()
When there are two of them.
In its trunk.
Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose!"
They're both purple, except for the elephant.
They're usually the elephant in the room
OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant
An elephant's shadow!
Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.
Hell-if-I-know
Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.
Your head hits the ceiling!
An irrelephant.
Because they're so good at it.
Jiggle its balls
So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?
Knock knock jokes
Because it wasn't recycled.
Very, very carefully.
Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.
A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.
Thanks for the mammaries!
Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?
You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.
They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.
Arak of lamb
He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.
So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.
Six weeks old!
When it's a baby elephant!
