Time to get a new fence...
So he could hide in the cherry tree!
A poodle split in half.
When it's too heavy to lift.
Helephino.
Tusk Tusk I am so sorry
Run around until you get pooped out
The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!
They both have their trunks in the front.
A jumbo yeti.
They both can't ride bicycles.
It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.
Their trunks.
An elephant with an umbrella!
They always want to play leap frog with him
First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get
An elephant with diarrhea
An elephant disguised as a banana!
A marriage certificate.
They are both gray except for the giraffe.
An elephant in a washing machine!
Because the chicken was having a day off!
Time to get a new car.
All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant
A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.
You get very lumpy ice cream!
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!
An elephant with diarrhea...
A bold and innovative departure from the hackneyed stereotypes that all too often dominate the joke-telling industry.
They both have wings, except for the elephant.
Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!
An elephant at the North Pole!
Because it's out of the high rent district.
So they can hide in strawberry patches.
Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.
Elephantgiraffesin()
When there are two of them.
In its trunk.
Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose!"
They're both purple, except for the elephant.
OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant
An elephant's shadow!
Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.
Hell-if-I-know
Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.
Your head hits the ceiling!
An irrelephant.
Because they're so good at it.
The Spanish Inquisition.
All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.
The 2016 Olympics.
At the stock market
To hold up their pants.
To get to the other side.
A stick :) haha (yes i know its super lame)
Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!
Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.
A milk dud
Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.
You take the letter F out of way.
It had a trilobite. Get it..I'll show myself to the door.
He makes a fe-line for the door.
Hey baby, what's ursine?
To pick up some chicks.
