They are both gray except for the giraffe.
An elephant in a washing machine!
Because the chicken was having a day off!
Time to get a new car.
All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant
A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.
You get very lumpy ice cream!
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!
An elephant with diarrhea...
A bold and innovative departure from the hackneyed stereotypes that all too often dominate the joke-telling industry.
They both have wings, except for the elephant.
Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!
An elephant at the North Pole!
Because it's out of the high rent district.
So they can hide in strawberry patches.
Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.
Elephantgiraffesin()
When there are two of them.
In its trunk.
Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose!"
They're both purple, except for the elephant.
OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant
An elephant's shadow!
Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.
Hell-if-I-know
Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.
Your head hits the ceiling!
An irrelephant.
Because they're so good at it.
Start from scratch!
Itch hiking!
The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.
They were pitted against each other
Because of the "Pit"
Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.
It's a place of udder delight.
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!
Snow whites cherry.
Sup G
You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud
It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.
They'll hold a Beyonceance.
Because at any moment they could bleet out
A Merry Christmas to ewe
