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Who was the first striker?

Jesus. He went for the cross

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What's the first sign of football in the Bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin