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Who was the first striker?

Jesus. He went for the cross

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What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times