What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

What does Green Day say before bed?

Green night

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.

Thank you very much, sir.

What do you call a crazy introvert?

A walnut. *crickets* Thank you, thank you.

Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

What do you need to perform a fair test in a mental asylum?

A control freak.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

How do you make a dinosaur?

Kick it up the arse

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.