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What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?

A neurosturgeon

How do you perform mediation?

Meditation Uuuummmmmmm........

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

What do you call a lizard that doesn't work?

A reptile dysfunction.

What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.