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What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What is long, hard and full of sperm?

The sock under my bed.

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

What do you need to perform a fair test in a mental asylum?

A control freak.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman?

RAWR!

What dinosaur has the best vocabulary?

The bronthesaurus.

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)