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What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed!

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind?

Second Caribou: A maybee.

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

Gutter Jokes More Gutter Jokes

Where do old bowling balls end up?

In the gutter!

What is round, heavy, has 3 holes, and is often found in a gutter?

My ex wife.