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What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

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What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse!

How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

Piece of cake

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Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

Why do some people cough alot?

Because they drink to much coughee.

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What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

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What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

Where do old bowling balls end up?

In the gutter!