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What is round, heavy, has 3 holes, and is often found in a gutter?

My ex wife.

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How do you make a hamburger green?

Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!

Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

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Ebay.

What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

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What did the 3 holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well

What is round, heavy, has 3 holes, and is often found in a gutter?

My ex wife.

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What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

Where do old bowling balls end up?

In the gutter!

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What is round, heavy, has 3 holes, and is often found in a gutter?

My ex wife.

What do you do if you're drunk and you run into your ex wife?

Reverse to make sure.