It's because they heard there was no jobs there.
It was the Bain of his existence.
Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.
His job was soda-pressing
He didn't have any debtperception.
Me: After lunch, next question.
A four term US senator.
Because he was outstanding in his field
So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
He was Koalified
They were worried about his checkered past
Because she had one heck of an ex-goose
He tried fighting fire with fire.
He was always standing up on the job!
You get your job and your wife back.
You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.
Only one but 200 applied for the job.
Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.
Because he didn't get arrays.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
I need some space.
Both can be solved with a coat hanger
A Dell.
Because it was on old croc.
Krautfunding.
They can't stand a Nickleback!
Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk
When I do her hair: "How about a hat "
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!
His hand caught on fire.
A trifle!
5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.
Ask your dad.
One trains the mind the other minds the train.
Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!
