What is he doing now?

Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."

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What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

Whats that over there?

I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue

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What did she say about me?

Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me...What else

What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R

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Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.