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What is he doing now?

Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now?

Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why couldn't the two testes be friends?

Because of the vas deferens.

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

And I have few friends in real life.

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When were you most satisfied at your last job?

Me: After lunch, next question.

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans