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Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

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What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

How high is it Doctor?

She wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

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Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

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Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

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Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

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How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!