Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

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Who wants to get enraged and go persecute Christians?

No one.

Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

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How do you get a Cambodian person to join you?

Just shout "Hey, Khmer!"

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

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Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

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Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

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How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."