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Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

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Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

Why did the Mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.

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Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

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How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

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What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

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Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."