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What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

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What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

Why did the banker leave his job?

He lost interest

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What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

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What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

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What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

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How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.

What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB