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Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

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Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What do you call it when you paid all your bills?

Feedom.

What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

By moss code.

How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

What's the difference between a gun and a feminist?

A gun has one trigger.

Chelsea Jokes More Chelsea Jokes

What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?

Chelsea.

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

Secret Service Jokes More Secret Service Jokes

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

Private School Jokes More Private School Jokes

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!