Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

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Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

To promote off-shore drilling.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

How's Hillary's head?

He answers, "Well, she's no Monica!"

What did Hillary say when she lost?

Putin end to my life.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

Chelsea Jokes More Chelsea Jokes

What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?

Chelsea.

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

Secret Service Jokes More Secret Service Jokes

What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

Private School Jokes More Private School Jokes

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!