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What gave you that idea?

Queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

What did the angry octopus say to the octopus that made him mad?

POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW Right in the kisser!

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship