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What do you call a man chasing a car?

Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you fix a car in India?

Get Atul to do it.

How do cats park their cars?

They allel park

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What do you call a gang of tires?

A rubber band

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.