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What do you call a man chasing a car?

Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

What did the black man get for his 18th birthday?

Your car.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What did the police officer say to Tom Brady during a routine traffic stop?

Your tires are low.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....