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What do you call a man chasing a car?

Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?

Tony

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What did the tire say to the tire?

I'm tired!

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!