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What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!

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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

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What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

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What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

How much is a $1,000,000 Bill worth?

Nothing! You can't use it anywhere!

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How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

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What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

What do you call an honest man in the Oval Office?

Lost