How can you tell soap operas are fictional?

In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

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Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

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Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp?

I don't know man. I just fly the drones.

What is a woman?

Man with a uterus somewhere

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How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

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How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

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How can you tell soap operas are fictional?

In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.