How can you tell soap operas are fictional?

In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

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How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?

You wake up wet!

What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar.

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What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

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What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

What do you call someone who tells too many lame dinosaur jokes?

I dino-bore!. I'm sorry.

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What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

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Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

How can you tell soap operas are fictional?

In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.