What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?

Chelsea.

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

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Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.