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What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?

Chelsea.

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How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A trip to Israel.

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Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!