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Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

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How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

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Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

What does a lumberjack and a trio of Irishmen have in common?

They're both tree fellers.

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Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

What did one plumber say to the other plumber?

Pipe down.

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

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Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels