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Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

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What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.

When were you most satisfied at your last job?

Me: After lunch, next question.

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What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

What time do Lumberjacks take their tea-break?

TREE O'clock!

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What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

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Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

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Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels