Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels
When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.
They both sleep all night and whack all day!
Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.
Ask him/her to pronounce unionized
If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.
Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.