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What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

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What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

Why don't you try calling them names too?

Steve: "I can't, they're so beautiful"

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Why should I submit a joke today?

Because today's April full!

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

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What do you call it when a cremated person spins in their grave?

An Urn-ado.

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

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What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.