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What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

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What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a Pikachu'".

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How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)

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How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

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What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.