What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

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What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

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Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

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What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.

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They bring flowers to his grave.

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What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*