What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

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What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

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S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.