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Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played?

It was in A-minor

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

Why are miners always narcissistic?

Because they MINE as a job.

Switzerland Jokes More Switzerland Jokes

What are some of the perks of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's a big plus.

What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

America Jokes More America Jokes

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!

What do you call someone who designs playgrounds?

A Park-itect