Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

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Where do esport players go if they get arrested?

Guantanamo ebay

Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.

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Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

Why did the angel lose her job?

She had harp failure.

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What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

Whats the best part of living in Switzerland?

Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.

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Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

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An ark-itect!

What do you call a bra designed for neutrois?

Ze-bra