He took a day off
Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.
Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
It was a poultry amount
They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.
If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!
I'm getting the fudge outta here!
Someone gets fired.
Chard remains.
Because she kept throwing out all the W's
He was a pieromaniac.
Holy smoke!
It was just a matter of time.
I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.
No matches founds
For Catcalling
He never delivered.
She didn't have control of her pupils
A Snowman.
A double-vowel shotgun.
He spent all day on the web.
Because he showed up baked.
An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
With a fire drill.
She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.
A smoke aLaama.
The roof is on fire.
Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.
Because it got fired!
Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.
Firefighter.
Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!
Neighpalm
The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'
Fire away please! I want to hear it all!
He got fired.
Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.
K9P.
Bernie.
Because she was drinking on the job.
Because he kept on dropping beets.
Fire in the hole!
Make sure one is a match!
He was accused of wreckless driving.
Because she refused to make a sandwich
Takes back mixtape* FIRE!
The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!
They are four ways you can lose your house!
Shhhhhhh.
She threw out all the W's.
Because he cleaned out the vault.
ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.
Arrr son!
He tried fighting fire with fire.
He was always standing up on the job!
He left his home on the range.
Lack of concentration.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
He got a hole in one
It saves so much time.
A. It saves them a lot of time.
I have left my Mark on Mars
Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.
Because "Kindle" was taken.
The Dear Reader.
She probably gets royalties
A wet one.
3. A left ear, a right ear, and the final frontier.
June, July, and August.
Jose and Hose B.
Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)
Not Metal.
We throw away the rappers.
