He tested positive for Coke.
Bernadette!
A bus-load of babies on fire.
Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"
An e-mergency.
Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL
They're afraid of catching fire!
Because Opey never delivered.
The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)
He came to work baked.
He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.
Nukes... You're fired!
Asks the bartender. "I got fired."
He took a day off
Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.
I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond
When her mustache is on fire!
Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.
Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
It was a poultry amount
Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!
They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.
If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!
I'm getting the fudge outta here!
Someone gets fired.
Chard remains.
Because she kept throwing out all the W's
He was a pieromaniac.
Grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"
Holy smoke!
It was just a matter of time.
I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.
No matches founds
For Catcalling
He never delivered.
She didn't have control of her pupils
A Snowman.
One was fired, the other was terminated
A double-vowel shotgun.
He spent all day on the web.
Because he showed up baked.
An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
With a fire drill.
You're fired.
She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.
A smoke aLaama.
The roof is on fire.
Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.
Because it got fired!
Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.
Firefighter.
Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!
Neighpalm
He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)
The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'
Fire away please! I want to hear it all!
He got fired.
Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.
Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.
K9P.
Bernie.
Because she was drinking on the job.
Because he kept on dropping beets.
Fire in the hole!
Make sure one is a match!
He was accused of wreckless driving.
Because she refused to make a sandwich
Takes back mixtape* FIRE!
The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!
They are four ways you can lose your house!
Shhhhhhh.
She threw out all the W's.
Because he cleaned out the vault.
ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.
Arrr son!
He tried fighting fire with fire.
He was always standing up on the job!
He left his home on the range.
Lack of concentration.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
They've got no Seoul.
Are & Be
Sheer habit.
You need a knife to get in the box.
Because...bros before hose!
Because Jesus saves.
It saves so much time.
It went back 4 seconds.
They go sharkers!
They only had two cars.
You weren't there man
A bike because a vest has no sleeves.
One has culture.
Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.
When it's broke.
