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What joke is the darkest?

Fire away please! I want to hear it all!

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Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

Why is Sia not in her music videos?

Because she doesn't want anyone to Sia

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What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

Why'd the little girls ice-cream melt?

She was on fire.

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What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

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Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!