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Why was no at the Premature Ejaculaters' support group when I arrived?

I came early.

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What happened to you?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

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What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.