Why was no at the Premature Ejaculaters' support group when I arrived?

I came early.

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Who went into a witche's den and came out alive?

The witch!

Why was no at the Premature Ejaculaters' support group when I arrived?

I came early.

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What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

When did John McEnroe arrive at Wimbledon?

About tennish.