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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam!

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Damn!

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What is an Italian mobster's favorite cooking oil?

Cannoli Oil.

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall

What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam!

What does a fish say when it hits a brick wall?

DAM!!!

Moray Jokes More Moray Jokes

What did the Italian say when the eel swam by?

That's a Moray.

What did the Italian diver say when he saw an eel?

That's a moray!