Swam Jokes

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam!

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Damn!

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Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall?

DAM!!!!

What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

What will Tesla build this Christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

The second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What do you call fish that taste two times as salty?

2Na

Moray Jokes More Moray Jokes

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray.

What's Dean Martin's favorite eel?

That's a moray.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Why was there a whale in Wales in a well?

We're not sure, its a deep subject....

What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill