Swam Jokes

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam!

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Damn!

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

What color should I get?

Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

What do you call a whale that isn't wearing any underwear?

Free Willy

Moray Jokes More Moray Jokes

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray.

What's Dean Martin's favorite eel?

That's a moray.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*