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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam!

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Damn!

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What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

How could you do this to me?

She cried. I responded, "Well, I can't. That's why I'm doing it to her."

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why did the dolphin get a fair trial?

Because Habeas Porpoise.

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What did the Mexican say to the Italian?

Que pasta

How do you silence an Italian?

Cut off his hands

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

The second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!