What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

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How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

How do you make a peanut laugh?

You crack it up.

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What does a fish say when it hits a brick wall?

DAM!!!

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

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What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!