What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

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What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

Why does Reddit love Ronda Rousey so much?

She hits women

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What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

What fish is the most valuable?

A goldfish.