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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

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What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me

What's green and walks through walls?

Casper the Friendly Pickle.

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What's the difference between a refreshing beverage and an angry dragon?

One hits the spot...

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

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Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!