What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

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Which operetta makes the Gorilla crack up?

Nutty Marietta!

What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

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What does a fish say when it hits a brick wall?

DAM!!!

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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Why does the French Military install rearview mirrors on their tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing