What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

The second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?

Ivy.

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What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.