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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Why do I have a temperature of 101.3?

Me: Maybe you're pregnant Wife: What's wrong with you *damn you webMD, damn you.

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Whats the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Nothing, their last big hit was the wall.

What's yellow and flys through walls?

A magic banana...

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What are the loud, metal things that the Japanese hit?

American ships.

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.