Interview Jokes

Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

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Candidate Jokes More Candidate Jokes

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why was the Mexican bad at archery?

He didn't habanero

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons?

Hose A and Hose B

Applicant Jokes More Applicant Jokes

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

What are some of your weaknesses?

Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

How does the enthusiastic chef serve his burgers?

With relish

Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why you ask?

If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

Why did the Sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

Weakness Jokes More Weakness Jokes

How about a weakness?

I'm a bad decision maker.

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem?

Because he's a Wrap God

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.