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Interview Jokes

Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

$Your Age Is Only Math$

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What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

How was your interview?

Munnu: It went good, but lastly they asked me show them my testimonial. Chunnu: So Munnu: I think I showed them the wrong thing.

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Applicant Jokes More Applicant Jokes

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

What did the insurance company say to the applicant?

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?

At the circus, the clowns don't talk.

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

Attire Jokes More Attire Jokes

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

X-post from r/bicycling Attire

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the man who turned into an insect?

He just beetled off!

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

Sir Jokes More Sir Jokes

How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

How much for a consultation?

Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE