Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

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Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

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Where do fish sleep?

A. In a river bed

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

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Who's there! Alice! Alice who?

Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me!

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.