Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

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How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!

What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes

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Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian

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Why did the belt go to jail?

A. Because he held up a pair of pants!

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.

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Who's there! Alice! Alice who?

Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me!

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.