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Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

Alice Jokes More Alice Jokes

Who's there! Alice! Alice who?

Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me!

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.