Why didn't the American get the burger?

Because the heart attack got him first.

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How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?

An American full of himself.

What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

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Why didn't the American get the burger?

Because the heart attack got him first.

Who do you call if Everlast is having a heart attack?

Eminem.

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What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!