Why didn't the American get the burger?

Because the heart attack got him first.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Where is Dracula's American office?

The Vampire State Building.

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Heart Attack Jokes More Heart Attack Jokes

When is the worst possible time to have a heart attack?

When you are playing Charades.

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger?

Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!