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Why didn't the American get the burger?

Because the heart attack got him first.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

How many Native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

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Why didn't the American get the burger?

Because the heart attack got him first.

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

How far do burgers go in school?

Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).

Where do you go to get a burger on the internet?

McDownloads!