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Why didn't the American get the burger?

Because the heart attack got him first.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call the most successful vasectomist in American history?

American Snipper

What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

Heart Attack Jokes More Heart Attack Jokes

What will he have?

Student: "A heart attack."

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

Where did the burgers go after their wedding?

On a bun-eymoon!

Why didn't the American get the burger?

Because the heart attack got him first.