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Why didn't the American get the burger?

Because the heart attack got him first.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Which of the American forces is the most patriotic?

The Air Force, because its US AF.

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

Heart Attack Jokes More Heart Attack Jokes

Who do you call if Everlast is having a heart attack?

Eminem.

What is the worst time to have a heart attack?

During a game of charades

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers?

A cannibull