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Alkaline Jokes

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

What do you call a fear of Alkaline?

A pH-obia

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He had a fear of eights

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How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!

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Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline