Alkaline Jokes

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

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What do you call a fear of Alkaline?

A pH-obia

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How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!

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What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.