Alcatraz Jokes

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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What do you call a fear of Alkaline?

A pH-obia

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

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What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

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What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..