Alcatraz Jokes

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

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Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.

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What do you call a fear of Alkaline?

A pH-obia

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

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What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

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How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

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What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

Breaking the seal on a rock.

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin?

One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.