Alcatraz Jokes

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

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What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

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What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!

What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

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What does a rock put on when it stinks?

Geodorant.

What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.

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What do you call a fear of Alkaline?

A pH-obia

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline