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Alcatraz Jokes

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

Love

Love

Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.

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Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

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How do you make a peanut laugh?

You crack it up.

What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

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What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

What do you call a fear of Alkaline?

A pH-obia

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What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!