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When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

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What are you waiting for?

A car.

What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

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What do cubs fans do after they win the World Series?

They turn off their Xbox.

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

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How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

What does Drew Carey have in his driveway?

Cleveland Rocks!