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When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does a cat drive?

A Cadillac.

What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why is it called xbox one?

Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.

How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*