Le Otard Jokes

Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons?

They outgrew their leotards.

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How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography?

Dear Reader

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

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What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman?

RAWR!

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry

Challenge Jokes More Challenge Jokes

What's the best angle to approach any challenge?

Try-Angle.

What's the worst thing about challenging an unjust law?

Failing to get away.

Outgrow Jokes More Outgrow Jokes

Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons?

They outgrew their leotards.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear who is athletically flexible?

Yogi

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.