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Le Otard Jokes

Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons?

They outgrew their leotards.

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Outgrow Jokes More Outgrow Jokes

Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons?

They outgrew their leotards.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What dinosaur loves pancakes?

A tri-syrup-tops.

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Doyouthinkhesaurus

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

What do you call a lion with a fancy hat?

A dandy lion.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin?

A few months ago

How do police informants begin their jokes?

Nark Nark

Syndrome Jokes More Syndrome Jokes

What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

Brucism

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

August Jokes More August Jokes

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Bare Grylls

How are one out of three American Boats born?

By Sea-Section.

Challenge Jokes More Challenge Jokes

What's the worst thing about challenging an unjust law?

Failing to get away.

What's the best angle to approach any challenge?

Try-Angle.