Le Otard Jokes

Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons?

They outgrew their leotards.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Syndrome Jokes More Syndrome Jokes

Why did Ben seem so down?

Because he has down syndrome

What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

Brucism

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.

What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

Challenge Jokes More Challenge Jokes

What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

August Jokes More August Jokes

What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

Outgrow Jokes More Outgrow Jokes

Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons?

They outgrew their leotards.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

What do you call Usain Bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.