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What does the polite racist say?

I will take over now, if you allow.

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Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.