It's not about strategy, but endurance.
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It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*
Because he loves to abuse A Minor.
THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.
They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.
I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.
Because they always steal doubloons
Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.
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She hated my poncho.
They always get jalapeno business!
A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.
Odor Odor in the court!!!
Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.
Because they have rain over every country in the world.
There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.
You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker