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What do Ryan Giggs and Imogen Thomas have in common?

I'm not allowed to tell you

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What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

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How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall