What do Ryan Giggs and Imogen Thomas have in common?

I'm not allowed to tell you

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What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

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How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!