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What do Ryan Giggs and Imogen Thomas have in common?

I'm not allowed to tell you

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What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

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Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!