What do Ryan Giggs and Imogen Thomas have in common?

I'm not allowed to tell you

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Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

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How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!