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Carrion Luggage Jokes

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

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Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

Carrion Jokes More Carrion Jokes

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

How do you bring a joke to the front page?

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Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.

Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?

They only...

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Cause Seven ate Windows 9

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Gate Jokes More Gate Jokes

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.