Carrion Luggage Jokes

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

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What does Michael Vick do in a plane?

Have a dog fight.

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They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

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Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What does a raven bring on an airplane?

A carri-on bag

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How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

What is the most common use for pig skins?

To keep the pig in one piece.

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?

One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it

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Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

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What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

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Why is the new version called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*