The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.
Carrion luggage
Because he ate his carrion.
Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.
How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)
E.T learned English and wanted to go home.
Carrion my wayward son
No, thanks, it's just carrion...
They only had two vans
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A brief case.
They only...
Cause Seven ate Windows 9
He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*
You should Bill Gates.
A reporter.
Because they're always Stalin
He had a plane to catch.