Carrion Luggage Jokes

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.

Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends!

Vulture Jokes More Vulture Jokes

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

What is the most common use for pig skins?

To keep the pig in one piece.