Ammonia Jokes

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Who's there! Ammonia! Ammonia who?

Ammonia a poor little sparrow!

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Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

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Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Why did the chemist never say "NO" to anything?

Because the reaction could be explosive.