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Tin Opener Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

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What's white and in the men's 100m track final?

The lines.

What's 6" long and women love it?

100$ bill.

Armour Jokes More Armour Jokes

What's a thief's favorite type of armour?

Steel armour

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

What's the fastest land animal on earth?

An Ethiopian chicken

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind?

Second Caribou: A maybee.

What bee is good for your health?

Vitamin bee!

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What is Iron Man without his suit?

Stark naked.

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

Phone Box Jokes More Phone Box Jokes

What do you call an elephant in a phone box?

Stuck.