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Tin Opener Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

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Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

Armour Jokes More Armour Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

What's a thief's favorite type of armour?

Steel armour

Phone Box Jokes More Phone Box Jokes

What do you call an elephant in a phone box?

Stuck.

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

How did the Ethiopian escape prison?

He squeezed through the bars.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?

A bee in a submarine!