Tin Opener Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

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Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do bees and celebrities have in common?

They're both dying at an alarming rate.

What did the bee say to his wife?

No on knows. It's a Mister Bee.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Who runs the 100 acre wood website?

Www.innie the pooh.

Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why don't Mexicans have barbeques?

The beans keep slipping through the grill.

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

Phone Box Jokes More Phone Box Jokes

What do you call an elephant in a phone box?

Stuck.

Armour Jokes More Armour Jokes

What's a thief's favorite type of armour?

Steel armour

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

Tin Jokes More Tin Jokes

What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!