Ugly Baby Jokes

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

What is the difference between a Lira and a Dollar?

A Dollar

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?

A parent, Lee.

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

One Jokes More One Jokes

What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the Olympic Games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car.

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,