Ugly Baby Jokes

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Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What's the difference...?

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

What do you call going Doctor to Doctor... What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called?

A Game of Crohn's.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What do a loading bar and my girlfriend have in common?

Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.

How about a private dance "Okay let's go" *heads to private room* "You ready?

Oh hell yeah *we both do the cha cha slide*

One Jokes More One Jokes

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

And I have few friends in real life.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!