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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What! why?

The doctor says "So I can examine you"

What kind of doctors are like spiders?

Spin doctors!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck

How can you be sure you have counterfeit money?

If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

One Jokes More One Jokes

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents?

Roommates

House Jokes More House Jokes

What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house