Ugly Baby Jokes

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

What's the relationship between the pound, the dollar, and the ruble?

A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.