Ugly Baby Jokes

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

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How do you make an ugly baby?

Ask your parents.

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Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

One Jokes More One Jokes

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why can I never be a doctor?

Because I don't have any patients

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you