Pregnant
Revolver Camelot!
Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.
A. Hump me dump me!!
Windows update message asking you to restart your computer
Logic
A bigger target.
Big holes in your garden
Pupvotes
They never want to log off.
Because there's always a cheetah
Cross country
Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)
Andromedary
It makes his Dagobah faster.
In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
With fade out and to credits.
Half of what it was last week
Moandays.
