Hump Jokes

What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant

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What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

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Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs?

Triangull

Qi Jokes More Qi Jokes

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What does a tornado and a red-neck divorce have in common?

Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.

What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

How does the vicar explore the Internet?

With the church mouse.

What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What's your view on lesbians?

1080p

What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.