Hump Jokes

What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant

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What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

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Where do you want me to put my clothes?

She says, "On top of mine."

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

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What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride?

Chowasaki. - Pat H.

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Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

Copy Jokes More Copy Jokes

How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?

Dragon drop

Whats does Copy pasta taste like?

The same

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

About two weeks.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.

What's more annoying on the internet, a troll or spam?

Your mom!

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

Qi Jokes More Qi Jokes

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.