Hump Jokes

What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant

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What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

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Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

How does a sea urchin search the internet?

Sea urchingine

Wednesday Jokes More Wednesday Jokes

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

Catch.

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Who's there! Bones! Bones who?

Bones upon a time...!

What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in Olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

What do reddit fans and Apple fans have in common?

They both like seeing the same thing a year later.

Leopard Jokes More Leopard Jokes

What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?

A parent, Lee.