Hump Jokes

What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant

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What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

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Why didn't the blind person laugh at my joke?

Because he didn't see the funny side to it.

What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What broke?

Opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

Why parents don't allow their children to listen to M. Jackson songs?

Because they are very touching

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

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What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

Phone Bill Jokes More Phone Bill Jokes

Why are ET's eyes so big?

He got the phone bill

Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

He saw the phone bill.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What do you do when two lesbians make out in front of you in a bus?

You get off.

What do straight guys and lesbians have in common?

They both like girls