Hump Jokes

What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant

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What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

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Leopard Jokes More Leopard Jokes

Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire?

Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy

Sting Jokes More Sting Jokes

What is the bees favourite film?

The Sting!

What did Sting say to his proctologist?

Don't stand so close to me.

Response Jokes More Response Jokes

What did the sophisticated cow say in response to another cow's joke?

That was very amoosing

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What to hear a joke?

Women's Sports.

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why so glum Chum?

Asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

To a Bananas foster home.

Copy Jokes More Copy Jokes

What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays