Hump Jokes

What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant

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What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

How is a lesbian like a camel?

Their hump has no bone.

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

How did Camelot get its name?

Guinevere liked to hump a lot.

What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

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What did the sophisticated cow say in response to another cow's joke?

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What do you call Sting 5 minutes ago?

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What did Sting say to his proctologist?

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How many ears do Star Trek fans have?

3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear.

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What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

What's the difference between a muddy bicycle and a ditzy lesbian?

One is a dirty bike and the other is a derpy dyke.

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How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday?

Chump day.

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What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

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What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

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How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon